Music love makers

Karl wrote something rather inappropriate and disgusting last time we posted something about Flashmob, I will not follow suit. But what i will say is that the last Flashmob was probably the best one we have ever done! We have both been rummaging away and downloading new tracks (and old) for your pleasure. So if you want a free rum shot that is like rocket fuel you know where to come, on what is sure to be a sweaty and pulsating evening, yes i did say pulsating. Oh and i heard that they have doors on the “toilets” in vogue fabrics now so more reasons to come! Here is a sexy picture of Kurt Cobain, Just because.
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Do you remember when you first thought of masturbating? The first time you had that tingly feeling inside, the thought of (maybe if i just touch this, maybe I might just… wait…. Mmmmmmmmm!!!) and after awhile you become a pro at it etc….. I don’t. I do remember having sex the first time though, that was awful.

Friday is Flashmob the first one since the amazing fundraiser we had back in September. That was such a good night, loads of lesbians and after parties and shit. Now we’re back to have another blazer of a night, 5 months of new music collection, free rum shot, getting wrecked, more after parties, the list continues.

Check the details and come along

Would love to see ya!

xx

Well, after over 3 years of building, sustaining and entertaining the crowds every Sunday at The Joiners Arms it is now time for it to come to an end. In fact last Sunday was our last night to dj so if you missed it, tough! It was the usual chaotic, drunken mess we see weekly, people dancing, people sleeping, pissy pint glasses, speakers on fire, puke and the smell of toilet, I could go on. But we all know this is why we love the place, the place for some reason you always end up.

It was a sad night for us, Joiners is how we spent our Sundays for the last 3 years. We’d get up, maybe have a roast while watching xFactor then of to the Joiners for some cheeky sambuca’s. Knowing that next week this wont be the case has left a bit of an emptiness in our hearts. But all great things must come to an end and as some wise human said “Change is Good”. So we now say goodbye to the Joiners Arms and thank them for so many happy memories, and look forward to our Hello to East Bloc.

This Sunday we host our first ever weekly party at East Bloc by the name of Sunday Service. Its basically a bigger sound system with a later time and guest Dj’s, come see it.

xx

Sunday Service
@EAST BLOC
Every Sunday
10pm – 3am
Free Entry

217 City Road
EC1V 1JN
London

More details here

Our last ever Joiners song.

Hi all, here we are again after a long wait since the last flashmob party, it’s been nearly 2 months, had little break and now we’re back, bet yeh can’t wait ey? The last one was a bit of a blur to tell you the truth but it was god damn banging, full of fine, young, sexy kids oh! and two tranny’s dressed as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz…… Hmmmmm! Anyway this one is looking to be nicely interesting.

We’ve got a new guest joining us, a duo who go by the name robot&dinosauro, their coming with a huge range of electro remixes, check their mix, Banging. Also Joining us is our favourite lezzer, flashmob resident DJ Sophie Georges Brémaud (aka MDMX), She was guest at joiners last Sunday and fuck she pulled the roof down. oh and of course your hosts musiclovemakers will be there doing the usual.

SoSoSo, there you have it, January is depressing so come and celebrate the end of it, no gimmicks involved just music and good fucking people, well maybe one gimmick.

oh and that’s Brigitte Bardot, shot by Terry O’Neill.

FLASHMOB
Vogue Fabrics
This Friday January 8th
10 – 3am
free before 12, £3 after
and a free shot until we run out.

xx

Hangover’s….. What are they? a well deserved reward for a good night out, especially if you wake up to find a whole load of minge eating (or equivalent) had been involved. You should never feel guilty/paranoid/ashamed from what you did or should you ever use a hangover as an excuse to not carry on razzing the next eve, so that’s why you should go to Hot Boy Dancing Spot tonight, get yourself a lad.

Last week I somehow found myself in the Koko green room with Joe & Will ask and Co. after watching their dang decent show, I was pissed, was being accused of stealing beer, my friend was getting sick in the back room, it was a great night and great show, so go see’em at HBDS…….. My drive is a drunkin night drawing penis’s on my and friends arms to get into a club and some terrible dancing on my behalf and not been able to wait to do it again, and and and! come on you gays the straight man is coming.

This is what I found on my facebook page the other evening.